I'll chalk it up as "An Attempt Was Made"

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/10/2017 at 10:23 • Filed to: None

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itschrome > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:29

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I don’t know who loves stickers more, high end sports car collectors or kindergartners..

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:29

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“You know what we need? More versions of the 911. 20 isn’t enough.”

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:30

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They knew they’d just sell 5 if the really did it right.

S65 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:35

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Oh come on they didn’t even do the headlights

OPPOsaurus WRX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:38

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an attempt was made. ok. that is like me sticking my ass off the edge of the bed and shitting on the floor and saying I made an attempt for the toilet.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 10/10/2017 at 10:40

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The 911, Porsche’s Mustang

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/10/2017 at 10:41

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CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:44

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I was going to try and counter that, but then I remembered the Pony edition, California Special, that cancer one, yeah, you’ve got a point.

My bird IS the word > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:47

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Because, you know, vinyls are so hard and expensive to do Porsche.

seriously, why even bother?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 10:53

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More like Porsche’s Challenger, 3 engines and 300 “trims” (aka graphics options)

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 11:04

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Looks closer to this legendary race car...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 11:09

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The Laser 917 is Le Mans-inspired, by which I mean it’s 917-inspired, by which I mean it’s a fiberglass kit car on a Beetle which still manages to be more Le Mans-ey in a general way, and is way cheaper. Even with a genuine Porsche swap.

CaptDale - is secretly British > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/10/2017 at 14:41

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100% this

macanamera > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 16:25

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wow, what are the chances two of the same car would be driving right next to each other like dat

Nauraushaun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/10/2017 at 17:25

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Ugh fuck you Porsche